KISMET, Massage Therapist/Executive Assistant

Kismet's "Ancient Egyptian Feline Massage" combines deep-tissue biscuit-making with acupuncture. He's my right paw.

BRODIE, Receptionist/Goodwill Ambassador

In touch with his inner dog, Brodie loves to meet, greet, and lick. He finds Reiki-attuned hands particularly delicious.

ZACK RABBIT, Elder Statesman/Hypnotherapist

Master of the "Jedi mind trick," Zack calls most of the shots around here. Just don't tell my other boys, Brodie and Kismet. We all think we're the boss.

Please note: If you're allergic to cats, don't be frightened. So am I! I can make special arrangements for you with special air- and room-cleaning techniques. I've had plenty of feline-sensitive students and clients who had no problems at all being here. Just please let me know in advance, so that I can seclude the kitties and get things ready for you.